I can blame it on the fumes from the fireworks at New Years. I can also blame it on my biological clock that seems to be stuck in a metal box that is amplifying the ticking and making it really, bloody annoying - driving me to lose all better judgement. I can also blame it on my complete lack of judgment. But then why play the blame-game? Especially, when it’s me I’m playing with?
This is in reference to The Guy I was supposedly, sorta, kinda seeing in the beginning of the year.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen he turned out to be a McShit with lies on the side, and Lady Luck decided to super-size me.
Not only did he put me through immense mental trauma (I’m talking about the jealousy-kind) he has now decided to bad mouth me to his posse – within ear-shot of mine – just so I can find out the nastiest way – through the grapevine.
If that wasn’t enough, I have to deal with his smug ‘I’m-so-super-cool-with-my-long-bloody-hair-and-my-big-bloody-Mercedes-and-my-bloody-tattoos’ attitude every bloody day.
Apparently I sure know how to pick ‘em. In fact I think I am like honey to the B’s (and F’s and C’s and M’s – and all the other nasty words you can think of)
Just for once I would like the big deli in the sky to give me my order.
Super-sized McNice - Happy Meal, hold the nasty.
15 comments:
The trauma aside [and it most certainly is a traumatic state of affairs] you did get a nice post out of it.
"B’s (and F’s and C’s and M’s – and all the other nasty words you can think of"
--that makes for atleast 4 words in 3 different languages (thats all i know). you should swear less!
I thought that was the funniest part :)
I think you need to move to Pizza Hut!
citrus - it most definately is traumatic. Stooopid bloody man.
Ross - It's two languages - english and hindi (and yes i should swear less - what can i say - he brought out the bitch in me)
G - realllyy? does pizza hut have McNices? :P
well swearing isn't exatly the best way to bitch (trust me traders swear more than anyone else). Be cold! but nice post!
Ugggh...and I thought I held the record of being world's biggest creep-magnet (before I tied the knot with McNice!)Don't worry...you'll bump into him one of these days!
Sweety would you like fries with that?
I've told you before and I'll tell you again: fast food can do you no good.
Ross... really? traders swear? hmmm..
Naut - you lucky thing! Congrats! My Mcnice seems to be evading me!
Nooje - heh
Egg - YOU ONLY TOOK ME TO BEMBOS!
Spaz you deserve better...and be pleased to be free of the Mcshit-ster!
good ridance spaz
I thought we (the jerk-magnet type women folk) have learnt by now that men (exes, especially) are nasty in a very natural Lalita Pawar-ish way.
Chill girl. A good dish takes a lil longer.
-Tara
If only right?
if only indeed. Mcshit has been avoiding me. And what's funnier.. he acts like i am at fault.. I'm sooo pleased i'm out of the mcshit phase
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